when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter
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If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
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- Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.
- Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go
- me: *has to do homework^
- brain: research the entire history of the band "nsync"
- me: why
- brain: You Gotta